Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Why Movie Remakes are like Using Lottery Winnings to Play the Lottery

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What are you gonna do?  PASS ANOTHER LAW?!  Ugh...it took me about 20 different links to finally find the video where Julianne Hough chews...
Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Why Pop Music Stations are like a Hospital Activities Time for Alzheimer's Patients

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One example of a song you've heard way too many times . My grandmother passed of Alzheimer's complications a few years.  It'...
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Why a Blog Post Can Be a Placeholder

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Yeah, it's like clockwork.  Dan starts blog.  Dan writes 10-ish delightful posts.  Dan then disappears as if he's a ghost (HALLOWEEN...
Saturday, October 8, 2011

Why Running for President is like Getting a Daily Prostate Exam

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Vote Chuck Johnson in 2012: An asshole you can trust! I can't stand how the presidential campaigns now seem to pop up like Christmas ev...
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Friday, October 7, 2011

The Apt Analist: 10 US Regional Foods I Want to Try

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Mmmm...informational diagram... (*drools*) I recently moved into Chicago and quickly learned there were three foods I needed to try to ge...
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Why Celebrities Are Like a Rich Relative Who Will Only Give Their Money to One Family Member

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Currently making heaven sleeker, sexier, and more technologically advanced. Steve Jobs passed away earlier tonight, which is a sad day for ...
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Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Apt Analist: 10 Cities I'm Passing Close to Today In Order of My Desire to Visit Them

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One feature that I'm hoping to bring into the fold on a regular basis is doing a Top 10 List.  It's something I enjoy and that someo...
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